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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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Philosophers can be divided into two groups: those who divide philosophers into two groups, and those who don't.
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Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Practice makes perfeckt.
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Predestination was doomed from the start.
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Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Religions change, but beer and wine remain.
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Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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Romulans are so ruthless because every day is a bad hair day.
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.
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So many cheques, so little money.
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So many lawyers, so few bullets.
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So many pedestrians, so little time.
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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
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Some do, some don't, some will and some won't.
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... others just gargle.
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Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
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Still waters run deep.
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Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Taxation *with* representation isn't so hot, either.
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Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
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Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet.
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The buck doesn't even slow down here.
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The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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The course of progress: Most things get steadily worse.
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The early cat gets the bird if the early dog hasn't already eaten it.
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The Earth is like a grain of sand, only bigger.
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The employer generally gets the employees he deserves.
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The fatter you are, the harder it is to see your feet.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
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The key to a good deal in life is not making a big deal about anything.
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The more things change, the more they stay insane.
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The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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The most expensive component always breaks first.
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The new baby is like royalty, he's the prince of wails.
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The nice thing about having nothing is you don't have to worry about losing it.
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The nice thing about kleptomania is that you can take something for it.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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The pants were very sad, they were depressed.
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The problem with people who worship themselves is when they get together their religions conflict.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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The real trick to carrying on is not getting carried away.
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The real world is a special case.
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The reward for a job well done is more work.
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The rich get richer; the poor get babies.
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The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
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The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult is was.
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The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
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The unexamined life is not worth living.
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The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
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The whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.
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The world's so terrible that one can only make fun of it.
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The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship].
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The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
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Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
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There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies & statistics
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.
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There is always a law against doing anything interesting.
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There is more room in your head for thoughts than thoughts in your head for room.
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There is more to life than increasing its speed.
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There is no need to lie your way through life, just keep the truth at a safe distance.
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There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes.
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Things get worse under pressure.
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Things will get worse before they get better.
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Thinking about the past is a great excuse to waste the present and forget about the future.
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This statement is false.
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Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.
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Those who can't write, write manuals.
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Those who fail to understand hyperbole may lose their asymptotes.
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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Those who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass.
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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To be a "proactive" lefty in the new South Africa is to give in to the demands of the other group before they have even made those demands.
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To err and to blame someone else is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.
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To err is human, and stupid.
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To err is human, to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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To err is Human, to blame it on someone else is politics.
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To err is human, to forgive is $5.00
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To err is human, to forgive is simply not our policy.
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To err is human, to moo is bovine.
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To err is Human, with blondes it's mandatory.
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To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
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To join boldly infinitives which no man has joined before.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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Truth is stranger than fiction.
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Two heads are better than one.
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Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
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Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions.The other half, just doesn't care.
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Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
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War doesn't determine who's right, but who's left.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
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What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
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What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket.
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What will be, will be.
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What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
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Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow.
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When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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When you pull the pin on Mr Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
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When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!
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Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.
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While some people need friends, most people just need someone they can be better than.
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Who dies, wins.
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Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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You can actually get anywhere in ten minutes if you go fast enough.
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You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody at the end dances with the Grim Reaper.
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You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
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You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come true.
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You can't tell a book by its cover.
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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
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You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
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You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
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You don't have to conform to the values of your peers. It gets pretty boring sitting home every night though.
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You know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
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You live and you learn. Or you don't live long.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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You're either part of the solution or part of the precipitate.
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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You're only young once; you can be immature forever
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Your type doesn't stay around long enough to stay your type.