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CallOfDeath


Im in the hall of fame ftw

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Here only Rhymes (Cool, Funny or Fresh)
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Please write here only in Rhymes (other will be deleted !)
some cool, funny or fresh rhymes.

Lol - i start:

Check this out:


Its time to jam
so .. i hate spam
and spamming still
do our kamil
so do i
but like this verse
i dominate
the universe
and if i spamm
it is no crap
it is more
a friendly chat
so what kamil
do wrong at will
is right by me
as you can see

im always willin'
always able
to rock you suckers
my rhymes are stable

so fear me and
do understand
you do not need
to give me a hand.

I rhyme all day
without interruption
to batttle me
means self-destruction



rofl lol

-- Edited by CallOfDeath at 17:14, 2008-02-27

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kamil_pr


Part Of The Family.... (likes turtles)

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rofl that was nice
im pwned
i eat rice

whats not a surprise
i was just hungry
am all the time
i want to hit strongly

your beuty face
man i can not rhyme
but i have a mace

so be nice to me
or get hit badly.

my crappy rhyme is under construction
so stay away with your ''self-destruction''

weirdface




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Zedmaster


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this thread is senseless like a piece of shi*
your rhymes are stupid you little git

damn sorry, g2g, else i would have written more rofl

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kamil_pr


Part Of The Family.... (likes turtles)

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im a stupid little git
your rhymes are full of shít.

i write sensless crap
you didnt cheer me up :/

thanks by the way,
for being such a gay

lol




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CallOfDeath


Im in the hall of fame ftw

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Heya zed - i thought this thread
would be for fun
I kick ya in the ass and run
away from your revenge
why do you think this here is strange ?

It is because you cannot rhyme ?
To try don't cost you any dime ...
It is because you're without a word ?
Something to say - it do not hurt
It is because you cant compete ?
I still ryhme when i asleep.

Im the master of the word
Thats what you heard
Everything else is quite absurd
Woooooord !

biggrinbiggrin



-- Edited by CallOfDeath at 19:56, 2008-02-27

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kamil_pr


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zed, aww.gif
call of death kicked your assboo.gif
go play home, viel spaßclap.gif

you are alone lonely.gif
we are a team  teamwork.gifw00t.gifwinner.gif 
ur bad to me? censored.gif
get trouble with him. whisper.gif

i am ready furious.gif
to give you a teddy :)teddy.gif











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Zedmaster


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cute kamil :D

Call, your rhymes dont make any grammatical sense ROFL

Didn't rhyme - first warning rofl
==> Call'o'Death


Sorry, got to go,

see you in the war
splattering your gore (lol violent^^)

err see you ^^ LoL


Thats ..... OK  ...... nearly ..... rofl
==> Call'o'Death

-- Edited by CallOfDeath at 19:29, 2008-02-27

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KaiShun


Master of Landing Shakeview

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youre rhymes where really smart,
for anything else is alucard,
he kicked my ass, he is a ace
the bullet fly through my face
he called me noob
that wasnt fine,
thats his job
revenge is mine


Muahahahahahaha



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SkyHawk


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Lol.. that rhyme was lame
but hey ! so is your game
we will own your ass
cause your... fat... and got to much Mass !!
Now i will shut up
and drink a cup
Of tea
...

(lol laaaame... )

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Frequency


Cast Away

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lmfao this thread is the sh!t,
look at sky, thinkin hes it.
kkkkkkkamkamkamkam,
aint nothin better than abit of spam.
Tyr suxx, just like his binds,
dont even come close to any of mine :)



LMFAO wtf!?!?!?!

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CallOfDeath


Im in the hall of fame ftw

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Liquid got an alienware
i only stood there - stare
and damn i had to beware
cause he wouldn't share
this nice computer anywhere

So i have to break into his House
And wipe this lucky bastard out
Carry the Computer under my arm
Play until the break of dawn

biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Frequency


Cast Away

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Call aint got no alienware
no need for me to stand there - stare
ya'll the ones who need to beware
once this beast at its best i will pwn everywhere.
call this is ya last warnin,
my pc best still be there in the mornin.
:D

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kamil_pr


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why do u want his computer?
save some money& buy a scooter.
anty has alienware.
cally loses old age hair. xD
i kick your ass with my old-suck-ware.
which first needs some repair :/
the blue windows screen
kills my poor machine T_T


made some spam
~by kamkamkam :)






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Cast Away

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Pfft. no need for a scooter!
just u wait till i fix my wireless router!!!
yes, its tru i have an alienware.
wen i play it makes u leave skid marks in ur underwear :P
man, ur ryhmes are wack.
just u wait for my attack.
i need this connection so fxckin bad.
mehh, il just keep pesterin my dad ;)
just so i can come and own for MAD :P



peace

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Scorch


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I've found this on a random file on my pc today. It's not properly funny but i wanted to post anyway xD


One day a human was born
The last day the sun shined
And no one noticed the thorn
That demons imbued while he cried

The human grew up in the light
Although evil was on his soul
And slowly it began to fight
For the destruction of the world

This human met a young girl
His love thought the impetuous young
She was nothing but a demon whose heart was cold
And only made the evil within him strong

The girl left him cursed
And hatred he became
Twisted, killed, abused
He could never be the same

She will come back to me
He thought while he died
And for an eternity,
At night, he just cried.

Then he met someone like the same,
Another soul, tortured, crucified
And he became the only friend
That helped him as he cried

But evil never gives up
And reaped his heart out of the chest
Then an angelic voice said stop,
Demon, ill put you to the test

And they fought for possession,
Of the cursed human fate,
And the angel won with her passion,
But maybe it was too late

In front of him she kneel
And looked him in his eyes
Its time for you to heal
And get rid of the lies.

Lord Of Hatred sexta-feira, 28 de Março de 2008, 01:29:34


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Ensign

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Mother holds her little daughter
twenty minutes under water
Not to cause her any troubles
just to see the funny bubbles!

disbelief.gif

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Bender


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I'm a cat
I am not fat
I eat cheese
So give me some please


-- Edited by Bender on Tuesday 24th of January 2012 03:42:55 AM

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kamil_pr


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funny thing i see my own name in almost every rhyme
christmas is such a wonderfull thyme
anyways Bender,
get ready cos i'll put ur balls into a blender,
the next time we play,
u won't end up ok.
ah just kiddin' your rhyme was really cool,
the only bad thing is that tomorrow i ve got school,
now i need to go,
help out santa yo ho ho..

well that rhyme sucked,
only thing i should do bout it is reconstruckt,

whatever, im outta time now,
(tick tak tick tak xd)
cya later,
when my rhymes get even greater ..



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Bender


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Ofcourse- cos' ya name is famous at that game that's 04

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Blitz


French Connection

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never noticed this thread
it just toasted my head....
i quite feel the fear
..or i just need a beer :p


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