'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.'
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'Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?'
'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.' rofl
lol
